Malmaison Glasgow

I visited Malmaison in Glasgow today for a halal/vegetarian afternoon tea. I was treating my niece for her birthday. The desserts were nice, there was a carrot cake, cakesicle and a mini sundae. We got one scone each. As for the savoury stuff, this was an absolute disgrace, 2 mini tacos with avocado, lettuce, cherry tomatoes & I think there was some rocket or something similar in them. They had then placed the same ingredients with the addition of feta cheese in a wrap and then the exact same in a mini jar. Something, I could have made at home. There was also a veggie slider which luckily wasnt stuffed with the same filling but still disgusting & what I believe was quiche which was untouched. I totally understand if there was no halal options but surely as part of the vegetarian menu, they could have added some Tuna/salmon at least, maybe some cheese savoury, egg mayo for a variety. I have been to many places for afternoon tea and so much more is offered at the same price of £59… yes, I bloody paid £59 for veggies. We got one scone each and they were tinnnyy, thats never been the case in any place before. I visited the Edinburgh branch a few years ago and it was a much more pleasant experience, hence why I booked this. It felt like we were overlooked just because of our dietary requirements and the best they could do was to put all the veg contents in the kitchen to create a presentable platter. Absolutely traumatised. The staff members took their time but did offer soft drinks on the house because of this which was much appreciated. I visited today which is a Monday, so it was very quiet. At one point we needed a fresh pot of tea but no one was around. There was a staff member who came out once ( later on) to see if we were ok. This afternoon tea (savoury bits) were catered to those who are vegan (minus the tiny bit of cheese). If we’re asking for vegetarian or halal, we’re asking for more than just vegetables. Please keep that in mind for the future for anyone else who makes the mistake of booking in an afternoon tea here. The staff members were lovely. I don’t have anything negative to say about them. The management need to sort out the contents in the kitchen so they can do a better job in pleasing customers :)

Overall, it is very central, but it is located near the top of a very steep hill. All of the staff were extremely professional and helpful. Rooms left a bit to be desired, next to no water pressure for the shower. There was no mini fridge in one of the rooms, but there was one in another - meaning there is some level of inconsistency across the rooms. Breakfast was a big saving grace, however, and worth investing in.

Here for my sons wedding. Lovely decor and very attentive staff particularly in bar area. Nothing was too much trouble. Had great day and would definitely recommend